Quick Personality Quiz: Fun Facts You May Not Know About Yourself

Which one are you?

Choose at least three (3) of the following adjectives that perfectly describe your personality. You’d be surprised of how accurate this test is. Please, no cheating. Jot down your adjectives BEFORE reading the interpretations below so as not to take the fun out of this insightful quick quiz.

·       Intelligent

·       Sadistic 

·       Strategic 

·       Anti-social 

·       Thrifty 

·       Foolish 

·       Dishonest 

·       Nervous

·       Scientific

·       Unfortunate

·       Shy

·       Amiable

·       Proud

·       Vain

Finished?

Now, the interpretations.

The intelligent person: can determine from the smell of his/her seatmate’s fart precisely the latest food items consumed

The sadistic person: one who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate

The strategic person: one who conceals his farts with loud coughing

The antisocial person: one who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

The thrifty person: one who always has several farts in his reserve

The foolish person: one who suppresses his farts for hours and hours

The dishonest person: one who farts and blames the dog

The nervous person: one who stops in the middle of a fart

The scientific person: one who farts frequently but is truly concerned for the environment

The unfortunate person: one who tries hard to fart but shits instead

The shy person: one who releases silent farts then blushes

The amiable person: one who loves the smell of other people’s farts

The proud person: one who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

The vain person: one who loves the smell of his own farts

(Photo courtesy of Stroevanka Free Life Style: All About Fart)